Thanks for being tolerant of my many a PIGgy habit
And for my PORKiness 'cause I'm too lazy to keep fit
You never told me you're BOARed with my stuff
I can't stop PIGging out and never said, 'enough'
You never complained that I HOG the limelight
Always ready to give way to my PIG-headed pride
You often have to put up with my HAMmy action
But when things got hot you're ready to save my BACON
And for the years of sharing with me this little PIG pen
I can't thank you enough for PIGking me as a friend
Grab me by the hand, not by my rear end...