Monday, February 5, 2007

Budding poets in stinking vapor

Monday blues and what have you...

I'm feeling a bit of a stink today. 

This is not helped by a forwarded mail that came my way.


Excellent poems by not so famous poets found on toilet doors and walls........

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in
I came here to shit and stink,
but all I do is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink,
but I come here to scratch a couple of balls,
and read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please


On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly.


And now (drum roll) here's my contribution to the stink poetry:

You pay to enter toilets

You pay to piss and shit

Why pay to give away something?

Somehow, I just don't get it!



  1. Cheer up, man...

    look for something bright each day,
    and then you won't feel that way.

    Hahaha.. can I send this to frens on my surgical forum?
    They're always excited about things that have to do with "shit".

  2. Yeah,
    hahaha... going poetic too? it's catching.
    If you think it's fun just pass it on. there's no ownership rights around here.

  3. that actually cheered me up. i'm so low brow. eheh.

  4. wahhahahahah!!!! that certainly helps with the blues.

  5. contribute some to make it more lively...?

  6. Haha..

    Thanks for letting me use them
    The buggers will be laffing at the forum.

  7. Yeah, let's spread the smell (I mean the cheer) around hahaha......

  8. here's another one from me:

    They have some loos in rural China,
    with holes dug on the floor.
    To let the stink go somewhere else,
    they just don't fix the door!

  9. hahaha..

    To make sure there's no one peepin',
    You have to hold an umbrella open.

  10. yep, that's right. I was aware of that. the original one stated 'excellent poems' & 'budding poet', so I just kept it that way.. go with the flow, you know...

  11. In Malaysia we have innovative thinkers
    to save washing and cleaning they invented an Auto-Loo
    to shit or piss just bring some coffee or a book
    and sit and wait cos you've nothing left to do..

  12. Nowadays with wifi,
    you can surf the net while crap flies.