Tuesday, August 9, 2011

In the US the recession has hit everybody really hard...

Thanks, Quinnie for this one....

My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of
pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they
re-possessed her !

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali

And, finally....

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs,
my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck !


  1. Thanks for visiting, Beng. Actually I'm still in the doldrums where writing is concerned. The whirlpool of life has been spinning around me ever since I got yanked out of retirement by unforeseen circumstances. Since then I can't, for the life of me, find one peaceful movement to string a meaningful sentence together. One can plan one's life but still needs to sail according to the weather. I promise myself I will be back to my serene days, my pc and drawing board again as soon as my youngest girl graduates and can stand on her own feet.

  2. And no, I'm not scared by this WOLF2 either