Thursday, April 17, 2008

funny fact

got this funny fact from here:


To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

- by Cocka Doodle


  1. franklin actually said that? figures. i mean, who else will be so crazy to pull a stunt like flying a kite in a thunderstorm too. he's cool. i bet he's drunk when he did that experiment.

  2. alcohol does help conductivity, maybe?

  3. I'm switching my allegiance over to beer

  4. to an old friend of mine, water is only for washing glasses...