Old-timers' Poem: Life Before Computer

Author: Unknown

A computer was something on TV,

From a science fiction show of note.

A window was something you hated to clean,

And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend,

And gig was a job for the nights.

Now they all mean different things,

And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment.

A program was a TV show.

A cursor used profanity.

A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something you lost with age.

A CD was a bank account.

And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy,

You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage,

Not something you did to a file,

And if you unzipped anything in public,

You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire.

Hard drive was a long trip on the road.

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,

And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.

Paste you did with glue.

A web was a spider's home,

And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pen and paper,

And the memory in my head.

I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash,

But when it happens they wish they were dead!

'Gov't needs to stop dishing out As to students' - by Nigel Aw - Malaysiakini

'Gov't needs to stop dishing out As to students'

The government's education policy cannot continue dishing out A1s to students simply to make parents feel good, says PKR director of strategy Rafizi Ramli.

Rafizi related his days when working for Petronas where he was part of a scholarship committee that almost all applicants had come in with 10 A1s, but found that they struggled when sitting for General Certificate of Education Advanced Level (A-level) exams.

"There is a big disconnect between the national examination and the real quality of education and politicians must come to terms and fix this.

"I have a feeling we have been dumbing down all along... we need to call a spade a spade.
  
"If it means only 10 people in the country will get 10 A1s then so be it," he said at a forum entitled ‘Malaysian education system: Can we bring back the quality’ in Kuala Lumpur today.

He added that as long as the education policy kept dishing out A1s, people will think everything is still jolly good and it will be hard to address the real problems with the country's education quality.

"We need to start with a clean slate and do a proper benchmarking of international standards," said Rafizi, who is also the Pandan MP.

Also present at the forum organised by the Edge Media Group were Inti International University chancellor Arshad Ayub, Parents Action Group for Education chairperson Noor Azimah Abd Rahim, Malaysian Employers Federation (MEF) executive director Shamsuddin Bardan and Federation of Manufacturers Malaysia Yong Poh Kon.

'Dumbing down schools'

Later, the Edge Media Group chief executive officer Ho Key Tat who moderated the forum queried if any government officers were ready to respond whether schools were indeed being dumbed down, to which Performance Management Delivery Unit (Pemandu) director on education Tengku Azian Shahriman stood up.

Tengku Azian lamented that even Pemandu was having trouble accessing the data on education but pointed to data by earlier presenters at the forum which showed that students were getting good grades for the English language in Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) but were performing badly in the Cambridge GCE Ordinary Level (O-level) with regard to the English language.

"There the answer lies," she stressed.          

However, Tengku Azian said the government is planning to introduce tougher questions in exams but said there are resistance from parents and teachers.

"It will mean that students will get less As, so are parents willing to see their children score less As?" she asked, to which the room of some 300 people responded "Yes".

Rafizi (left) echoed Tengku Azian's difficulty in obtaining data on education, stating that the government had often claimed that they were protected under the Official Secrets Act 1972.

Elaborating on the need to improve education, Rafizi said before the quality is addressed, the main issue is the distribution of resources or efficiency in the education system.

He pointed out that despite the government spending 5.8 percent of its gross domestic product on education - one of the highest in the region - it is performing poorly.

Rafizi said that magnitude of spending can afford the country better teachers with better pay instead of buying school laptops with over-inflated prices.

Meanwhile, Noor Azimah said by convention, students normally receive their SPM English language results first and the tougher O-level results for the same paper much later.

"The results should be presented together so that parents will know that their children's English language is not as good as they think," she noted.

'English schools' demise started racial divide' - by Nigel Aw - Malaysiakini

'English schools' demise started racial divide'

Despite growing concerns of racial polarisation in the national and vernacular school education system today, multiracial schools were once a reality.

Federation of Malaysian Manufacturers former president Yong Poh Kon said English-medium schools were among the most multiracial before they were abruptly phased out after the 1969 race riots.

"The sad part is we had a multiracial schooling system, but nowadays 94 percent of Malays are in national schools while 88 percent of Chinese are in Chinese schools.

"In fact, the Chinese schools are more multiracial than national schools," he told a forum entitled ‘Malaysian education system: Can we bring back the quality?’


According to the National Education Blueprint (NEB), as of 2011, national primary schools comprise  94 bumiputera, three percent Indian, one percent Chinese and two percent others, while Chinese primary schools comprise 88 percent Chinese, nine percent bumiputera, two percent Indians and others, one percent others.

He added that the English medium schools then were experiencing steady growth as parents saw that they provided better future for their children but in contrast, present day national schools are seeing a decline in enrolment.

Today, Yong lamented that the workers the education system is churning out students lacking sufficient English language communication skills to be employable.

He added that the NEB has set a target of Malaysian students achieving 70 percent 'credit' in the GCE O Level English Language examination by 2025.

However, he said it will be a difficult target to meet, especially with the reversal of the teaching of mathematics and science in English (PPSMI).

"Currently among bumiputeras, only 18 to 20 percent of students get a 'credit' in the Cambridge paper while 50 percent fail, so you can't just set a 70 percent target unless you are going to do something about it," he said.

"With PPSMI, at least you have a striking chance of achieving proficiency in English (target set in NEB) but it is sad to say that PPSMI was phased out.

"(If) you don't change the amount of time English is taught (as previously ), it is not possible to expect different results," he added.

'Only 75pct can pass with a bell curve'

Yong quoted Albert Einstein, saying that is was insanity to repeat the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.

He said that despite the emphasis on the Malay language with a 90 percent target for ‘credit’ under the NEB, it was "impossible" to achieve.

"If it goes by a bell curve, normally only 75 percent can pass. It is impossible to achieve 90 percent credit," he noted.

Also present at the forum were Inti International University chancellor Arshad Ayub, Parents Action Group for Education chairperson Noor Azimah Abd Rahim, Malaysian Employers Federation (MEF) executive director Shamsuddin Bardan and PKR director of strategy Rafizi Ramli.

Meanwhile, Noor Azimah said that even though the Malaysian schools fared poorly in the Programme for International Student Assessment, the top 10 schools which took the test were actually comparable with those in Shanghai, which ranked number one.

"The test can be answered in English or Malay... nine out of 10 of these schools which scored close to Shanghai chose to answer the test in English.

"But this was not made public because it would be contrary to what the government has in mind for students," she said.

However, Rafizi (right) had a different take on PPSMI, reiterating that Pakatan Rakyat's focus has always been to improve the quality of English teachers instead.

"Let me give you an anecdote, we met a few specialist teachers... one teacher from Kota Baru who had been teaching for 20 to 30 years with pride and was adored by her students, said she feared to go into class due to her problem with the command of English.

"Pakatan's position remains the same, unless we resolve the quality of the pool of English teachers, we may end up not achieving anything (even with PPSMI).

He added that once there is a ready pool of qualified English teachers, then options such as PPSMI or even granting schools autonomy to choose their language of instruction will be more readily available.

He said beyond all else, accessibility of education - especially for the rural folk in Sabah and Sarawak - must also be addressed before more sophisticated education concerns of urbanites can gain traction.