Sometimes (like right now) I simply stay blank for a long while. Then I go through my half-baked random thoughts or musings which I managed to quickly scribble on any toilet paper anywhere between getting out of bed and before the tollgates going into the expressway. Sorry, I never tried writing while doing 110 km/h.
Here are some accumulated results of those scribblings.
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Investment definitions:
Unit trust = you need trust
Trust fund = you trust me, I have fund
Stock exchange = exchange some stocks for other equally bad ones
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From some politician:
"We want the best for the people. We always have their interest at heart,"
They're talking about your bank interest lah, dope!
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Workplace philosophy:
Some customers are shit-givers. So for self-preservation you treat them like caged pets. Don't give them more goodies (ideas, data, and info) and they won't give you more shit. So, give as little as possible, and only when they beg.
Hahahaha.. *tabik* for the original thoughts.
ReplyDeleteentertaining, witty and inventive
ReplyDeleteI'll be carrying more note pads around...and also learn to write while doing 110km/h...
ReplyDeletehoi?
ReplyDeleteI'm not that crazy lah....hahaha
ReplyDeletewoohoo...couldn't agree more...but i still need to give more than they ask in order to get the business...*sigh*
ReplyDeletewoohoo...couldn't agree more...but i still need to give more than they ask in order to get the business...*sigh*
ReplyDeletewoohoo...couldn't agree more...but i still need to give more than they ask in order to get the business...*sigh*
ReplyDeleteno problem... I learn to write while doing 110km/h...
ReplyDelete...I don't have to drive lah... hahaha
different industry different philosophy
ReplyDeleteCEO (commenting on how to handle customers): I don't ask you to lie!.... Just don't tell them the truth!!!
ReplyDeleteSometimes it's just easier to tell a customer an ordinary fact disguised as a chemical formula
Haha! When customers want an explanation, tell them something they can't understand. You're a tricky fox!
ReplyDeleteWhen you've worked with the best foxes, some of their best tend to rub off on you. One of my favorite lessons: "If you can't convince them, try to confuse them". This came from this Old Pirate I once worked with.
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