One for the year of the PIGGY

 

Thanks for being tolerant of my many a PIGgy habit

And for my PORKiness 'cause I'm too lazy to keep fit

You never told me you're BOARed with my stuff

I can't stop PIGging out and never said, 'enough'

You never complained that I HOG the limelight

Always ready to give way to my PIG-headed pride

You often have to put up with my HAMmy action

But when things got hot you're ready to save my BACON

And for the years of sharing with me this little PIG pen

I can't thank you enough for PIGking me as a friend

 

Grab me by the hand, not by my rear end...