As if to follow up on my previous blog, I got one heck of an advice piece in my mail.
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY.......
It's really not difficult...
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
17. a psychologist
18. a pest exterminator
19. a psychiatrist
20. a healer
20. a good listener
22. an organizer
23. a good father
24. very clean
25. sympathetic
26. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1 . Leave him in peace.
It's really not difficult...
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
17. a psychologist
18. a pest exterminator
19. a psychiatrist
20. a healer
20. a good listener
22. an organizer
23. a good father
24. very clean
25. sympathetic
26. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1 . Leave him in peace.
No.53....
ReplyDeleteValentine, Chinese Valentine, her family members' birthdays...
I guess anniversaries include the 1st-time-going-out anniversary, 1st-time-hold-hands anniversary, 1st-time-kiss-on-cheek anniversary, 1st-time-kiss-mouth anniversary huh?
hehe doesn't apply to all women :)
ReplyDeleteyeah, guess you're right. Wifey only hopes I manage about half of them and mostly voluntary, esp carpenter, plumber, electrician... as for chef, she gave up long time ago.... But for MY needs, I'd be worried if she leaves me in peace for too long. hahaha
ReplyDeleteI did try to be as good as from no 1 to 53 but some time I forget one or two thing in between, it make me going crazy. you what I mean If women get mad and angry.... any way I'm still normal human..
ReplyDeleteYou what??? You superman ah? You need more lives than a cat to do that....hahahaha
ReplyDeleteI need your help to call my wife and tell her I'm still stuck in Manila Philippine, I'll be back in on saturday night... a lot of engineering and technical issue need to be taking care off. My hand phone has been stolen during last month at hospital (I'm sick Chickenpox) and my new hand phone doesn't work in manila and hotel phone suck...our home internet still got problem with streemix. any way I'm try to be more than a cat but not superman other wise she will get mad at me when I call up her next time, Thanks.
ReplyDeleteOK. That's done.
ReplyDelete*applauds* Mr. Teh, you're a good friend. "A friend in need is a friend indeed" :)
ReplyDeleteI had problem with streamyx also (again) last week, until I did my own trouble-shooting. The problem was the external connector from outside line. One wire (twisted ends together) came loose, just touching only, although telephone can still use, modem connector light off.
ReplyDelete*takes a bow* More than a friend, I am Uncle, leh....
ReplyDeleteHi-tech world... Many ways to stay connected. Thanks to Multiply.
Of course, you are the man!! Now, I shall leave you in peace hehehe
ReplyDeleteHappy not to be left in 'pieces' instead...hahaha
ReplyDeleteokok will leave you in peace and in one piece hehe
ReplyDeleteThank you very much I'm appreciated, also thanks to Multiply. At least still got one last communication window for me to keep in touch...
ReplyDeletewell, there's also my office email which is open from 8 - 5.30 workdays.
ReplyDeleteoh ya I forgot your office email still work in week day:-) may be this is a sign getting older..
ReplyDeleteA Man of the World ....you are
ReplyDeleteawww.... Thanks, if I can take that as a compliment. I'm just trying to live as simple as possible. It's a pleasure if I can others along the way.
ReplyDeletehi lian chye, i grabbed tis entry n post in my blog okie ? thks !
ReplyDeletethat's ok...pass the joke around. it's good medicine.
ReplyDelete